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“Real World”: Tea Party?

Posted on Thursday, October 20, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

Well, no, actually. That would be calling attention to a conservative movement, and MTV likely wouldn’t want to have any part in legitimizing that. But if you support what appears to be an anarcho-Marxist movement that still has no concrete … Continue reading →

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Posted in Blogging, Business, Finance and Economics, Humor, Media, Politics, Socialism | Tagged MTV, Occupy Wall Street, Real World, Real World Occupy Wall Street, Real World Tea Party | 15 Comments

Occupussies: Moniker for Multi-Tentacled Movement

Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

Once again, a Canadian blogger inspired me. In a recent post, he suggested that “Wallbaggers” would be an apt label for the movement, to rival the negative connotations with the term “Teabagger.” For those not in the “know”, tea-bagging is a … Continue reading →

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Posted in Blogging, Humor, Media, Policy, Politics, Socialism, Taxes | Tagged Occupussies, Occupussy, Occupy Wall Street, Tea Party, Teabagger, Teabaggers | 16 Comments

My Occupy Wall Street Demands

Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

“These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.” — Lloyd J. Hart, precocious and Jefferson-esque author of Occupy Wall Street Demands I recently discovered this list of demands from an … Continue reading →

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Posted in Business, Clean Energy, Clean Tech, Defense, Education, Energy Security, Finance and Economics, Food Security, Humor, International Security, Media, Nuclear Power, Peak Oil, Policy, Politics, Socialism, Taxes, Unions | Tagged Alternative Energy, Corn, Cubs, Debt, Default, Ethanol, Fossil fuels, Humor, Immigration, Immortality, Lloyd J. Hart, Lolipops, Mass starvation, Ninjas, Nuclear Energy, Occupy Wall Street, Red Sox, Republicans, Sarcasm, Smoot-Hawley, Starvation, Tariffs, Twinkees, Unemployment, Unicorns, Unions | 24 Comments

Armchair Quarterbacking in New Jersey

Posted on Tuesday, August 30, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

All right. First off, it is important to note that the soldiers you see here are National Guardsman. This is an important distinction, because these soldiers do not receive as much training or experience as active duty personnel. Second, somebody clearly … Continue reading →

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Posted in Humor, Leadership, Media | Tagged Armchair quarterbacks, Hurricane Irene, National Guard, New Jersey, Service, SNAFU, Tanks | Leave a comment

Damn It Feels Good to Be a “Goatsta”

Posted on Wednesday, August 3, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

Attention! California citizens: Be advised that you can now sleep safely in your government-provided containment units. The valiant forces of the Los Angeles Police Department, with assistance from the FDA and the CDC, verily smote the perfidious criminal conspirators, whose dastardly manufacturing and … Continue reading →

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Medicaid and the Irish Republican Army

Posted on Tuesday, August 2, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

About two weeks ago, I posted a video I discovered via Breitbart TV, that was both hilarious and disturbing. In that video, James O’Keefe and another member of Project Veritas posed as two Russian drug smugglers applying for Medicaid in Ohio. … Continue reading →

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Posted in Crime, Finance and Economics, Healthcare, Humor, Media, Policy, Politics, Taxes | Tagged Abortions, Irish Republican Army, James O'Keefe, Medicaid, Project Veritas, South Carolina | 4 Comments

Comic-Con Conservative: An Evening with Kevin Smith

Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

Each year at Comic-Con, Kevin Smith, the director of the popular film, Clerks, hosts an event for his fans. During the event, Smith responds to fans’ questions, and generally launches into a hilarious rant. Below is video of the first … Continue reading →

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Posted in Business, California, Comic-Con, Finance and Economics, Humor, Media, Politics | Tagged An Evening with Kevin Smith, Comic-Con, Comic-Con 2011, Kevin Smith, SDCC, SDCC 2011, Sundance Film Festival, Westboro Baptist Church | Leave a comment

Medicaid and Bob Marley Pharmaceuticals

Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

I discovered this video yesterday via Breitbart TV, and it is both hilarious and disturbing. While I am not a big proponent of misrepresentation by modern muckrakers, this “sting operation” is so ridiculous and over the top, I had to share … Continue reading →

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Posted in Crime, Finance and Economics, Healthcare, Humor, Media, Policy, Politics, Taxes | Tagged Abortions, James O'Keefe, Medicaid, Ohio, Project Veritas, Russian drug smugglers | 12 Comments

Filter Bubble Question: What Do You Get When You Google…

Posted on Saturday, July 16, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

A few days back I was searching for some topic that I have since forgotten. During my search, I typed the terms: “story behind” and was amused by Google’s first auto-suggestion.

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Posted in Blogging, Humor, Media, Politics | Tagged Eli Pariser, Facebook, Google, The Filter Bubble | 4 Comments

Can You Add My County?: Southern California Calls for Secession

Posted on Wednesday, July 13, 2011 by Sean Patrick Hazlett

“Anyone you ask has a horror story. At some point we have to decide enough is enough and deal with it in a radically new way.” — Jeff Stone Indeed. As the followers of this blog are well aware, I … Continue reading →